"Clash of the Titans" image: The gods have to crawl on to restore

Sing, think! Sing to the age when kings live in the woods of Holly and the team photos go on the walls, and with their gold, buy marble pools and seaside villas and concubines named Tiffani with two Is.



This was not the song that Ray Harryhausen had sung for before, made the lyre, and magic and Harry Hamlin and Ursula to remove her clothes. Currently, the song had gone - or so I thought the Kings this age of foolishness.

But no, the deadly particular, this was an epic introduction by Sam Worthington and Ralph Fiennes and Liam of Pay Me Now. And it would be full of tricks performed by machines and talk to fools and pictures of three scale that seemed just like the View-Masters of old.

For behold, it was they looked at the special flavor of a mockery. Long before he Perseus selv confront Medusa, the athlete Sam already seemed made of stone and only gave rise to the hope of many breasts as he will again be painted blue.

And, although Hades that Ralph played whispered like a snake and are shown by points on a hunchback, these old tricks seen before, mostly in stories about Hogwarts. And questing Zeus by Liam seemed to search only for his check.

For this action did desecrate their memories, and diluted the old myth that the cheapest wine, raise spirits Arabia, and the sea snakes of the Norse and painted mysteriously from Burning Man.

There property was full of mucus and cheap outsourcing and much announced third dimension blurred vision, generous each temperament heads of Hydra and citizens in the auditorium of the pain of migraine.

And abandoned by the gods, did Zeus fury and seek out the brothers Warner, with its powerful lightning. But the sirens sang to him and offered a very sweet two picture deal with profit sharing.

So sing, oh Muse! And pray for a long drink waters absentmindedness. Or at least a beer and a DVD of "Jason and the Argonauts."




source:nj.com