Funny SMS Collection

This is collection of Funny SMS so send your friends and enjoy happy moment’s

Man to God: – Ghar se USA tak road banao.
God:- muskil he koi aur kam batao.
Man:- wife ko agyakaari aur samajhdaar banao.
God:- road single banana h ya double ?

If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure:p.

Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore

Three friends after exam.
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

1 Admi ki shadi Mobile compny me kam krne wali Larki se hui”
Shohar Ghungat uthane lga to Boli.
braye Mehrbani is Menu se intikhab kijiye”
Bed pr bithane k liye 1 dabaye

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents -
Ruby First Class in Bed!

KFC New Prices
Pizza@Rs.200
Chicken@Rs.150
Burger@Rs.100
Pepsi@Rs.50
Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote
Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

SANTA: "I Love U" Means Kya Hota H?
GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi "Pagli

Hindi Lawyer to Gujarati: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "
Funny Gujarai : "Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"

Hindi asks his Gujarati room mate: Ye kaisi machis laaye ho. Ek bhi teeli nahi jal rahi.
Gujarari: Kya baat kartay ho Sanat Ji, sab ki sab check kar kay laya hoon

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
.
Santa: Kaise?
.
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,
to woh boli "Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain"

Santa found ans of tha most difficult qustn
Question was
What comes first the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle do gy, vo aye ga!

2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!