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Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi,
jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

Mil Gaya, Oye Hoye Mil Gaya,
Balle-Balle Mil Gaya,
DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya,
Apna Sara Kaam Chod Ke
Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur..."BEWAKUF"Mil Gaya!

banta apni behan k sath jaa raha tha, itne mai uski behan ka rumal gir gaya,
ek aadmi aaya aur banta se bola,
bantaji aapki wife ka rumal gir gaya, to banta bola
sale wife to hogi teri, meri to behan hai.

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

When I was a Cute Child,

Every girl Wanted to Kiss Me.

I allowed them.
Now I want to kiss many cute girls but they don't allow.

Moral:
Ladies Are Selfish. :-)

New Examination Patttern in India (Revised):
General Students: Answer All questions
OBC: Write Any One question
SC: Only read questions
ST: Thanks for coming.
Cheers to Reservation

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,
are you?
Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog’s brother

Santa: yar Mai apni girlfrirend
ko birthday par kya du?
Banta: wo dikhti kaisi hai?
Santa: Aishwarya jaisi..
Banta: To fir usey Mera number de

Santa makes a call to airport.
Asked "How long is the journey from Punjab to America?
Receptionist:1 sec sir.
Santa Disconect and told,Sali Pee Ke bethi Hai.

Train station par rukti hai.
Ek aadmi khidki ke paas baithe sante se-
Kaun sa station hai..?
Santa baahar dekh kar
kuch der soch kar bola- "RAILWAY STATION"

eacher to Santa: Apka beta cigeratte pita hai
Aap kabhi ussay puchhte nahi ?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hu, Par
Muje kabhi deta hi nahi.!

If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,
if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me

Munda: Papa ik glass pani de do.
Papa: Apne aap lai lai.
Munda: Papa, please tusi de do.
Papa: Je hun mainu pani vaste keha ta me 2 thapad maranga.
Munda: Papa jado thapad maran aaoge ta pani lainde aana.